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addPhoto('mathcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/mathsucks'>Math Sucks</a><br><br>Mathematics may be fundamental to the information age, but that doesn't mean it doesn't suck.");
addPhoto('rockcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/heretostay'>Rock 'n' Roll is here to stay</a><br><br>And there's nothing you or any of us can do about it.");
addPhoto('bangkokcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/gangbangkok'>Gang Bangkok</a><br><br>The Bloods and Crips are so last year. Gang Bangkok is what's hot right now.");
addPhoto('republicancollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/attackmachine'>The Republican Attack Machine</a><br><br>Just tell people it's the name of your band or something.");
addPhoto('brapcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/brap1'>Brap!</a><br><br>Showcase your sophistication with anachronistic onomatopoeia for farting.");
addPhoto('payattcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/attentiontome'>Everyone Pay Attention to Me!</a><br><br>So you like being the center of attention.<br><br>Come on, admit it.");
addPhoto('cottoncollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/whitecotton'>White Cotton Panties</a><br><br>Feeling casual? Let him know.");
addPhoto('candirucollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/candiru'>Ask me about the Candirú fish</a><br><br>If you're not familiar with the Candirú fish, just ask me. I'll tell you.");
addPhoto('nascarcollage.jpg',"<a href='http://www.cafepress.com/nascard'>NASCAR Dad</a><br><br>Proud of belonging to the demographic at the center of the growing culture war?<br><br>May I please suggest these shirts.");
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